Can I Pay For That in History Facts?

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:47:10 -0400

carrot-gallery: What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:47:03 -0400

carrot-gallery:

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

kaijuno: eclipsedefflorescence: cutebian: kaijuno: kaijuno: I’m really high right now and I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:46:36 -0400

kaijuno:

eclipsedefflorescence:

cutebian:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e

haircutwizard: cosmic-aria: max-vandenburg: dont-offend-the-be...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:45:57 -0400

haircutwizard:

cosmic-aria:

max-vandenburg:

dont-offend-the-bees:

the-sixth-month:

dankestmemestealer:

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

a challenger approaches:

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: endangered-justice-seeker: the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:45:35 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

endangered-justice-seeker:

the only criticism of millennials l accept

Constructive Criticism

commandtower-solring-go: jemthecrystalgem: 6qubed: 6qubed: silvermarmoset: the new batch of love...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:44:38 -0400

commandtower-solring-go:

jemthecrystalgem:

6qubed:

6qubed:

silvermarmoset:

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

since someone asked

Frick thank you so much

THE MACHINE

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:43:36 -0400

nerdygit: My cat: Does anythingMe: Absolutely superb you funky little lion

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:43:27 -0400

nerdygit:

My cat: *Does anything*
Me: Absolutely superb you funky little lion

verisimilis: This is so aesthetically satisfying.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:42:44 -0400

verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying.

tarenko:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:41:46 -0400

tarenko:

a small collection of whose line identities

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:41:29 -0400

thegirlwiththemooglehat:

yellowbrick-roads: the only boy that has my heart.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:40:39 -0400

yellowbrick-roads:

the only boy that has my heart.

ishipallthings: tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:40:25 -0400

ishipallthings:

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

morganoperandi: allthebeautifulthings9828: Guys, look. They...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:35:42 -0400

morganoperandi:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

My wife is a physical therapist. She started tearing up when I showed this to her.

oh-my-destiel-god: intensional: panicking about school but not doing anything about it panic! at...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:15:13 -0400

oh-my-destiel-god:

intensional:

panicking about school but not doing anything about it

panic! at the school ft. fail out boy

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:15:03 -0400

gahhhdamn: pilotnextdoor: emotionalempowerer: I LOVE THIS! ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:14:51 -0400

gahhhdamn:

pilotnextdoor:

emotionalempowerer:

I LOVE THIS! Black Excellence at its finest ❤️

*George Lopez theme plays*

Bitch

teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:14:14 -0400

teamrocketing:

thisarenotarealblog:

chaotic neutral

THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:12:48 -0400

beyknowles:A Theraphy Session for Homophobic People

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:12:39 -0400

beyknowles:

A Theraphy Session for Homophobic People

Can I Pay For That in History Facts?

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carrot-gallery: What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika...

kaijuno: eclipsedefflorescence: cutebian: kaijuno: kaijuno: I’m really high right now and I...

haircutwizard: cosmic-aria: max-vandenburg: dont-offend-the-be...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: endangered-justice-seeker: the...

commandtower-solring-go: jemthecrystalgem: 6qubed: 6qubed: silvermarmoset: the new batch of love...

THE MACHINE

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nerdygit: My cat: *Does anything*Me: Absolutely superb you funky little lion

verisimilis: This is so aesthetically satisfying.

tarenko:

a small collection of whose line identities

yellowbrick-roads: the only boy that has my heart.

ishipallthings: tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story...

morganoperandi: allthebeautifulthings9828: Guys, look. They...

oh-my-destiel-god: intensional: panicking about school but not doing anything about it panic! at...

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gahhhdamn: pilotnextdoor: emotionalempowerer: I LOVE THIS! ...

teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS...

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beyknowles:A Theraphy Session for Homophobic People

nerdygit: My cat: Does anythingMe: Absolutely superb you funky little lion